ATMOSPHERE CAUSED MY DIVORCE...

...says Lucille Moeding of Anoka Minnesota. "It all started after we decided to move in togethor. At first I thought Andy just liked to feel superior in the bedroom, calling me "slug" when we made love." Lucille recalls many instances that now seem obvious, but at the time, were mearly subtle hints of thier relationship's immenent doom. "One time after returning home from a concert with his freinds, Andy couldn't stop talking about how brilliant the show was... I had to jerk him off with his eyes shut really tight just get him to shut up and go to sleep." As time went on, they both agreed to try marriage counceling. "Andy had one breakthrough during therapy, it was his admittance to masterbating to head shots. I went to several professional photographers and presented Andy with various 8x10's... only to find out that he was referring to an Atmosphere album." Finally coming to realisation with her husbands gay-love-crush for rapper Sean Daly aka Slug, Lucille decided to call it quits. When the Rhyme Sayers Entertainment co-founder was asked to comment on this incident, he replied with "Fuck you," a typical response from the emo-rap extraordinaire.